Íîæîâå òå ðåæàò;
Ðåêèòå ñà âëàæíè;
Êèñåëèííè âàëåæè
è äðîãè îìðàçíè...
Îðúæèÿ íåçàêîííè,
êúì áåñèëî òå âîäÿò;
 èçïàðåíèÿ îòðîâíè...
Æèâåé ñè æèâîòà.
DOROTHY PARKER (1893-1967)
Resume
Razors pain you;
Rivers are damp;
Acids stain you;
And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren't lawful;
Nooses give;
Gas smells awful;
You might as well live.